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Date of Birth: September 12, 1962

Place of Origin: Mogadishu, Somalia

Height: 4' 11"

Weight: 120lbs

History

Born in the mountains of Afghanistain in 1989, near the time of the Soviet invasion of the middle east, Jibak was born under the Rakabaka (also spelled interchangeably with C's) family abandoned as a child and was raised among anti soviet fighters, learning how to use and operate weapons at an early age. During his time in the villages, he found that he is not attracted to neither male or female humans, but rather animals. His war mount, and first love, Ba Jaki was a prominent female camel who was Jibak's faithful companion for years. Jibak has disagreed with the views of the racist organization, Niggerhead Ranch due to their unparalleled cruelty and ruthlessness towards Africans, African Americans, hispanics, and slavs. This has led to him being one of Niggerhead Ranch's most hated enemies, and as a result have attempted to kill him numerous times,albeit unsuccessfully. Jamik, Jibak's second camel after Ba Jaki's passing, was killed by Samuel Mauser^[^1], in an attempt to assassinate him. Since then, Jibak has been suffering from a rare disease which makes him a living workhouse of diseases, bacteria and all things normal people are dismayed by. In 1995, a cult known as Aum used plastic bags of Jibak's exhaled breath and popped them in the Tokyo subway, killing 13 and injuring thousands. The effects of Jibak's breath is similar to that of sarin, a chemical compound used as a weapon both by Saddam Hussein and the Nazis. Jibak has gained notoriety over the years due to his presence online. For most of his life, Jibak mud hut he self constructed in Somalia after his days of being a soldier ended. After the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, George Bush immediately pinned the blame towards Jibak Rakabaka. However, of course, the name Osama Bin Laden was used as a cover up for certain CIA operations. After his capture, Jibak was captured and sent to an undersea holding facility 50 miles below sea level for study and containment. Jibak was released from his undersea prison when Liberal Democrats demanded Jibak be released as his containment was a form of hatred and racism against Blacks. As of 2012 roams a barren wasteland in the self-proclaimed state of Somaliland, where his life is documented.

"Get dat sand nigger down to da sea"

--Bill Clinton

"Where's Jibak? There's the Rackster Backster!"

--George W. Bush

"I have concluded that George Bush's mandate to imprison and torture an innocent black man, will be overturned."

--Barack Hussein Obama